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A man is at the Superbowl and spots a seat down at the 50 yard line, right next to the field. He takes the chance and goes down and asks the old gentleman sitting next to the empty seat "Sir, is anyone sitting in that seat?"
The old man replies, "No. You are more than welcome to it."
To which the young man greatly accepts.
As the game goes on, he asks the Old man, why the seat was empty.
The Old man states "My wife and I have been coming to the Superbowl since Superbowl 1, and have never missed a game. Sadly she couldnt make it today."
The man is taken back by this statement and asks why no one else could have attended the game....a son, a grandson?
The old man replies, "no one would come, they are all at my wife's Funeral."
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and pedal feel?
any updates to it
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bedand is a sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished
And swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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LOL yeah those 10 second guys make me look very very slow
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I don't think I'm making the power i should be.
I don't think I'm slow at shifting at all.
When dyno'd I made 261/281 but I don't think the clutch is good nor my engine. Compression test is in my future too.
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Crap racing on my part is what happened
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Flamesuit: First attempt at Drag
2005 Subaru Legacy GT Ltd
89k miles
weight: 3615 lbs at about 5/8 tank
Power Mods:
40BB Turbo
DW 650cc Injectors
Catless UP/DP
GRreddy Evo2 Exhaust
TurboXS Utec Tune (All Aspects, Chesapeake, VA)
WBR FMIC
WBR CAI
Suspension Mods:
Rota 18x8 +48 Tarmac 2 Rims
Continental All Season Tires (yes, I know ****ty....)
Stance GR+ Coilovers 3 setting on front, 5 setting on rear
COBB Front and Rear Sway Bars
STi FSTB
SPT Front Chassis Brace
Runs:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/madcatz1417/dragjuly162010.png
Not looking for flack, but will take notes. I dont have launch control, but dont plan on racing at the drag strip...this was just for fun.
video of the 15.05 pass, GF didnt get the 14.8 pass on film: also dont mind the first race....she filmed them, then my slllloooow run compared to those guys
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/madcatz1417/th_M4H00558.jpg
Pass 5 I tried to launch and well it didnt work out too well as I am now replacing my clutch......go me
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its all relative
figure that one out!
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if Chuck Norris Round House Kicked you....you, your mother and unborn child would cease to exist.
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Chesapeake, VA
2005
LGT Ltd 5spd
Sedan
Satin White Pearl
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When I travel....Cuban Choiba #2
when Im back here stateside.....Makers Mark Robusto
http://blackcatcigars.com/makersmark.jpg
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So I come in to work this morning and I run into a coworker, and the first thing he says is "is something wrong with your car? Do you need a new muffler?"
FML!
I love the sound, man, but now I'm going to go around asking other people what they think. Last thing I want is to sound like the Civic riceboys that we all make fun of. It shouldn't take an "initiated" person to be able to enjoy the sound. And maybe my wife is right, Legacies are too elegant and subdued for this kind of stuff. Maybe I need to get some baller rims and drop her a couple inches. And get some Japanese writing on it. Yeah, that'll do it.
OR, maybe he was just focused on the fact that it was loud.
you dont need rims....stockers FTW
but you need Bright Takata Green Japanese Kanji down the side of the car.....just make sure the drivers side is backwards and all....gotta go full out right?
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WOO Tejas
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http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/nl/images/5/56/USS_Enterprise_NCC_1701.jpg
I swear Im not a trekkie
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http://www.1000steine.com/brickset/images/1682-1.jpg
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http://www.jsexportsindia.com/product/Electricity/1657.jpg
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Dinosaurs Looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once........
once
The bad pun thread
in General Funny
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