Tracer-X

I tried to grab fog but I mist...

ChumpCar is racing this weekend at PIR in Portland. $15 a day or $25 for the whole weekend. Several Team Pony Express guys will be out there working the event since we aren't racing this one.

TEXAS MIDGET

Good doctor gets to the root of the problem.

 

 

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.

 

The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor

 

told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

 

 

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining

 

table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left

 

testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to

 

check for a hernia.

 

 

"Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right

 

testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

 

 

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....

 

 

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the

 

left side.

 

 

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement

 

that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk

 

around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

 

 

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his

 

testicles were no longer aching.

 

 

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect

 

Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

 

 

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."

During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blonde

secretary was using the following password:

 

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento."

 

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that

her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least

one capital.

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

 

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles… but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

 

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

 

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.'

 

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

 

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

 

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

 

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'

 

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

 

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

I told a chemistry joke and got no reaction.

 

I must have told it out of my element.

 

Some people just didn't see the irony.

 

Someone tole me that my humor was predictably periodic.

Readers Digest huh?

Ralph and Edna were patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly threw himself into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the nursing director heard about it she immediately ordered Edna to be discharged as she was now considered to be mentally stable.

She went to tell Edna the news: “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by saving the life of the person you love. I’ve concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.”

She continued, “The bad news is that Ralph hung himself in his bathroom using his bathrobe belt. I’m so sorry, but he's dead.”

Edna replied, “He didn't hang himself - I put him there to dry.... How soon can I go home?”

Pre-Friday groaner:

 

A husband says to his wife,

"what would you do if I won the Lottery?"

 

 

She says,

"I'd take half, then leave you."

 

 

"Excellent," he replies,

"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - See Ya"

Thanks, they have served me well in my adventures as have both Subys.

My LGT:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/Legact%20GT/TSD%20Rallies/DSCN3614.jpg

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/Legact%20GT/TSD%20Rallies/DSCN3615.jpg

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/Legact%20GT/DSCN2668.jpg

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/Legact%20GT/WCSS11/635308179_bcY8a-L.jpg

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/Legact%20GT/DSCN2656.jpg

 

 

The wife's OBXT:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/OBXT/RAlly%20Prep/DSCN3803.jpg

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/OBXT/RAlly%20Prep/DSCN3807.jpg

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/OBXT/DSCN3480.jpg

I had to go to aberdeen Sd I'm in Fargo right now on my way to Seattle for some sushi then back home Sunday.

 

I'm located in Montreal so it's not that far for you to visit!

 

 

Are you coming to see our president?

That'll be sweet when you add that!

Chevy Volt Unplugged Tour

October 9th, 2010

Griot's Garage Store & Car Care School

Tacoma, WA

Read more information.

 

BUMP!

 

It will be from 10am to 6pm

Chevy Volt Unplugged Tour

October 9th, 2010

Griot's Garage Store & Car Care School

Tacoma, WA

Read more information.

Video with sound coming?

When you guys are done at that meet you could swing by the Pony Stables and visit us while we work on the Chump Car.

Well isn't that cool!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/Tracer-X/Misc/IMG00197-20100706-1425.jpg

3 Man's Meat? I missed that one.

 

Only FB friends know about it...

I just did the math and there is know way that I can make it to both the XXX meat and the 5 guys meat with what time I get out of church tomorrow. That means that I will only be going to the 5 guys meat. After that I'll be at the 3 man's meat...

attached .. motor plate test peice .. i was able to find dims for the gm metric bellhousing but nothing for the subie end ..

 

so i will use this plate to figure out what i need using the 45 deg slots and digital level i can figure out the placement of the holes and pins.

 

also orderd bunch of plubming stainless u bends for making headders and engine oil cooler ..

 

 

I found a company a while back that made plates for VW trannys so that people could use the VW tranny with almost any motor out there (think dune buggy/sand rail). I'm sure they have something for a Subaru.

 

BTW, I have no idea who they are you'll just have to google something.

Also, I think that this build will be awesome. You've got a plan and you sound like you are going to make it happen. I too am concerned about your tranny but I hope that your plans work.