kadesh

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Albert Einstein

i dont know if i should tell you guys this or not......ok i will. my buddy sold his car that had 20s on it but he kept the rims and he had blades for tires on it so just for shits and giggles we decided to see if they would fit on my car and they did with no rubbing, we just drove around his neighborhood and off they came, i wish i had a pic for that, it looked horrible but i was surprised they fit. i need to start carrying my camera around more often

Nope u shouldn't have told us this.

I'D PWN THAT CHICK IN THE FIRST SHOT--- TOTAL PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!

Muhahaha!!!!

Then id slap her for posing by the car....

Jeff Foxworthy on Canada

 

If you find -10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada

Fixored. :lol::lol:

***Sigh***

Gotta stop sometime......

I have no idea. I just added the eyes and teeth.

No posting without an explanation!!!!

:lol::lol:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z151/Legacy_NSFW/CarInVanOmNom.jpg

Holy hell.

Nice one ehsnils. =))

This reminds me of that episode of scrubs where Enid finds an earring in Dr.Kelso's posession.

I remember that, the flashback of him putting it in by hand, ouch. Now i want to make a "I love scrubs" thread.....

THE EARRING

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck!"

What do you call cheeze that's not yours?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Give up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nacho cheeze

Oh my.

Oh man , don't ever admit something like that to a friggin cop from SK, he will find something to give you a ticket for AND take 3/4 of an hour to write it!!!

=))))