Strabismo

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Might be borderline inappropriate but absolutely hilarious:

 

 

A CNN news reporter wanted to interview Afghani civilians to see the progress of the coalition forces.

 

He found a goat farmer who spoke English.

 

He asked: "As a citizen of Afghanistan, what is the best day you ever had?"

 

The farmer answered: "Well, one day, one of my goats escaped in the mountains. So all the men from the village went out to look for the goat. We searched all day but couldn't find anything. But in the evening, we finally found the goat. We were so happy that we all celebrated by f*cking the goat in the ass one after the other".

 

The CNN reporter was shocked by this extremely weird story and knew that he couldn't report this story on CNN for obvious reasons. So he asked:

"Can you describe the second best day that you had as a citizen of Afghanistan?"

 

The goat farmer answered:

"Well, one day, one of my neighbour's cow escaped in the mountains. So all the men from the village went out to look for the cow. We searched all day but couldn't find anything. But in the evening, we finally found the cow. We were so happy that we all celebrated by f*cking the cow in the ass one after the other".

 

This was obviously not the kind of story the reporter wanted to cover. So he decided to change his strategy. A story about the horrors of the war will be just as interesting. So he asked:

"How was your worst day as a citizen of Afghanistan?"

 

The goat farmer answered:

"Well, there was that one day where I got lost in the mountains..."

LGT wheelie

NOM NOM NOM

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Heck I'm resisting the temptation to go any further than a COB AP reflash and a jdm rear sway bar.

 

No stage 2 until the warranty is over. And that's if I don't change for a 135i before that.

After more than a year of silence, I've decided to put back my own variation of hogzaust for a little while and I quickly realized that I was really missing that sound.

 

It sounds so much better than the other hogzaust "systems" IMO. It is basically two thick metal plates that I've cut into the same shape as the gasket and cut away half of it.

 

 

Yeah I know it's ghetto but I don't want to pay a fortune for some stupid loud exhaust that looks like a stovepipe.

Cookie monster for president

Well you see the strap holding the 2 doors so I guess it's some sort of ghetto towing.

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Oh, now I see what you mean:

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One per post you cheater!!

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Damn you DV/DT.

I'l catch back at 225, 226 & 228

There, I'l make it worth it:

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"Brute force: If it ain't working, you ain't using enough"

Nice work! When does full-scale production start?

Never. I made it by hand from a piece of metal I found in the scrap metal bin at work and it turned out to be a total PITA because the metal was extremely hard. But it would've been defenitely easier if it was aluminium or a softer metal.

 

 

I'm pretty sure you can have it done for cheap at your local machine shop.

what? Did you grind your exhaust pipes? Write up! Vids!!

NOW!!!

 

There is an incredibly realistic reconstitution thanks to futuristic imagery technology (yeah I know it sucks):

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Good news: I'm back in the Hogzaust family

 

I was REALLY missing that rumble so I decided to modify the spacers I made so the opening is larger (bell shaped opening) and it fixed the idle crappiness while having no droning at highway speeds.

I can imagine a world without hate, without violence and without war.

And I can imagine us attacking this world because they wouldn't expect it.

Wouldn't they use that as an argument to evade any warranty work on the engine? I'd put it back to stuck before going to the dealer.

"99% of lawyers gives the rest a bad name"

Just heard this one: "I wish someone would put chlorine in the gene pool"

"To those who doesn't stand behind our soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them."

and

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner."