JohnG

if 2 are louder than 1, likely 1 is quieter than 2...

Translated into Jedi-speak:

"If louder than 1 2 are, likely quieter than 2 1 is."

Master Hogmeat cannot be bothered to perform such translations, for he is a powerful exhaust Jedi.

I think half of this thread is done by hoggers so a little more 1/2 of all his posts come from this thread....what will he do w/o it.

It's a religion!!! Are you an infidel??? If so, beware the wrath of Lord Hogmeat, for surely he shall smite you!!

Sorry, but I just have to wonder what stage Hogmeat has reached in his EITA mod.....

We probably don't really want to know.

You hear that? I'm an ingenious!!

Nah, Hogmeat.........I'm pretty sure he meant igneous!!!

Nah....you're a Subaru owner, so I guess you're just a Darn Yankee!

Just put a gun rack in your rear window and you'll be accepted just fine!

You know the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?

Damn Yankees are the ones that stay!

Hogmeat was rating himself, but he's way high, IMO.

As for val-z, she's a 10 in my book!

Waiting for pics!

Giggity-giggity!!!

(sheesh, I should be a salesman...)

Step right up, get your Hogzaust now! Cures what ails you! Install one Hogzaust mod and you'll be right as rain!

 

Um, Hogger, can we talk about commission?

Yeah, Hog! I say give him a full 15% sales commission! On a 10-cent washer, that 1.5 cents will add up fast! After he sells 100 washers, he can buy a hot dog!

Oh, wait....Hogmeat might be offended if someone eats pork. Make that an all-beef hot dog!

It's like taking saggy boobs and dressing them up in a wonder bra. The bra comes off, and you wonder what happened.

The bra comes off! Alllrighhhht!!!

I think someone here needs to fabricate some thin metal plates (like the gaskets) with a cut out in them to send the exhaust gas downward. You could sell them in different quantities to get different sounds. Just think, hogmeat, you could have your little steaming hog picture on packets of thin metal things!

I have a CNC mill, but that would be like swatting a fly with a cluster bomb!

New England? Holy crap. That's going to be at least a 1,000 mile drive. I won't kid you - don't expect me to make it. I'd rather drive 1,000 miles to something like the Grand Canyon.

It's nearly that far for me as well, but I'm not driving there. I'll fly up to MA and go to the meet with Kenzo, who is unfortunately Subaru-less right now. He's still a Subaru fan. I'm mainly going in order to meet other members and hopefully get some first-hand observations of the various exhaust systems so I can make an informed choice when buying one for my car.

I know, I know.......that violates the whole Hogzaust Principle!

The Wicked Big Meet is held in May, I think. So far their website doesn't show a date for this year, but here's the link:

http://www.wickedbigmeet.com/

I'm not sure where the International Meat of Mystery Museum is located, but it would be cool if you could make it to New England for the Wicked Big Meet!

Is my new Avatar awesome, or what??! I based it off another guy on here who gave me the idea. I'm not that original:

 

Original; he took my mad face and made it:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/lukebuz/Avatars/Hogmeat20Exhaust1.jpg

 

I made it into something that could fit the avatar box:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/lukebuz/Avatars/test8.gif

 

 

I wish I still knew who made the original. I'd shake his hand.

I'm the guilty party! It was created on the spur of the moment, and I wish I could have made it a lot better, but it came out OK. I'm going to try to travel up for the Big Meet this year, Hogger. Are you going to be there?

Kool-Aid gives Morbo gas.....

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

Oh, and just 100 to go.

Pathetic earthlings!!! Ignore the one called Hogmeat! There is no mothership as far as you know!!

^

Be merciful upon him, Lord Hogmeat, for he knows not the blasphemy which he has uttered!

Did you use ALL-POWERFUL LORD..... and HOGMEAT in the same sentence?!?!?!? Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!

 

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/LOL/hahajesus.jpg

 

 

 

Don't get me wrong... I like the Hogger and his mod... but an all-powerful god, he is not.

Blasphemy!!! He is the inhaler of the cat-dust!! He knows all and sees all!! He IS all-powerful!! Who else could take such a topic this far?

SMITE THEM, o wise and all-powerful Lord Hogmeat!!!

They are unbelievers and wish to prevent you from reaching Paradise, otherwise known as 1,000.

This thread is STILL going!?!?!?

NOW you've done it!!! You have angered the exhaust god!!!