Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Legacy

Originally Posted by CTATV

shoulda asked him if he had a carburetor

He would have probably replied something like no i have 8 because its a v8! thats if i know mustang drivers (in general, not meaning to offend anyone who drives one :P)

I know where you're coming from.. the traditional american muscle heads.. NOTHINS FASTER'N MA Z28 or MY GT WILL BEAT YOUR Z06 LOLZ

I havent dealt with that kind since I left car enthusiast IRC channels years ago lol.

Originally Posted by darkfox1

I dont find humor in that.. you need to beat his ass..

I saw a dealer drive my old suv that I had like.. 5 years ago around in the garage spinning tires in it.. after that I told them I woudln't come back to them.. and I didnt.. I generally watch the techs very carefully at the shops to make sure they dont stomp on it.. I check the milage. I write it down.. if I ever spot my car in line at starbucks when its supposed to be in the shop we will have a problem.

I watched him the whole time, he didn't "beat on it" like he said, he could barely drive 5 speed, I just laughed at his misfortune, lol

On the very few times I give my old parents a lift, they keep saying that the suspension is stiff and that it is a racecar (stock suspension minus 20mm JDM RSB)

yea my parents say they like my car, but wouldn't buy one because its "too low." I told them about the outback sedan but they say it looks funny.

One time when they were riding with me (I live on a blind hill) it was raining and I pulled halfway out before I realized someone was FLYNIG over the hill. I gunned it halfway and slide sideways spinning I guess all 4 tires.. it didnt feel like it was just the front or the rear. Once it hooked I ran it up the gears a bit.. they were yelling at me the whole way.

Ah, the ballet that is the 4 wheel drift!

Guy on my softball team told me last week that I "couldn't use the four-wheel drive" because my 18" PFF7s "lower my car too much" He also told me he had the "exact same wheels" that came stock on an Audi

4wd? you goin mudding?

If the guy doesn't know the difference.... he shoulda kept his mouth shut.

Originally Posted by Jacks GT

Pulling out of a services on I90 on the way to coeur d'Alene in the middle of winter, son n his girl in the back, floor it on the ice, wheels spinning high revs then grab traction, she screams, says she wants to get out and that she doesn't like race cars no stupid comments please

Every once in a while I like to let the car loose, but I don't with the wife sitting shotgun anymore. Last time I did, she got pissy and said it made her feel like her "uterus was going to fall out!"

Originally Posted by Neurodancer

Every once in a while I like to let the car loose, but I don't with the wife sitting shotgun anymore. Last time I did, she got pissy and said it made her feel like her "uterus was going to fall out!"

That's funny...I thought fast cars make women want help pushing their uterus in...

Originally Posted by Neurodancer

Every once in a while I like to let the car loose, but I don't with the wife sitting shotgun anymore. Last time I did, she got pissy and said it made her feel like her "uterus was going to fall out!"

Huh...,my ex used to like it when I'd get the rear a little loose, but I think it's because she knew I was actually in control, while others drivers (ofRWD muscle cars) who'd done that in the past were...not so much in control. I guess tank-slappers aren't impressive?

Originally Posted by Spoonwacker

Huh...,my ex used to like it when I'd get the rear a little loose, but I think it's because she knew I was actually in control, while others drivers (ofRWD muscle cars) who'd done that in the past were...not so much in control. I guess tank-slappers aren't impressive?

Speaking of out of control RWD burnouts... Check this out:
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/G...one_181047.htm

my wife: honey you car is over here
me: thats a civic
my wife: oh
me: .........

When do the divorce papers come through?

Originally Posted by DukeTrout

When do the divorce papers come through?

screw that new age divorce stuff, why do you think god made shovels,

so you dont have to split your shit 50/50